Y'all, I've found my next vacation! It's the Tequila Train!
This is a day-long train trip brought to you by Jose Cuervo from Guadalajara to the town of Tequila, in Mexico. Tequila is (according to the internet, anyway) the town where tequila (the drink) was invented. And since it's on the internet, it must be true!
Riders will have unlimited access to all the tequila they can drink while aboard the train, and in Tequila (the town) they'll learn how tequila (the drink) is made.
Sounds fun! Let's go!