Starbucks barista Braden Burson posted a rant (since removed) to his Twitter feed begging customers: “The new Unicorn Frappuccino came out today. And for most of you who don’t know, the Unicorn Frappuccino is a mango-based cream Frappuccino, no coffee, and basically has sour stuff in the middle. Tastes like a Sweet-Tart. … because it’s been so popular online, everyone was like ‘Oh my gosh, I need to try it when it comes out.’ Well, today it came out. And I have to tell you: PLEASE don’t get it! I have never made so many Frappuccinos in my entire life. My hands are completely sticky. I have unicorn crap all in my hair and on my nose; I have never been so stressed out in my entire life. It has been INSANE. If you love us as baristas, DON’T ORDER IT!” ....